watermalum:

ashton: we have a secret, we actually wear women’s jeans..

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"i dont"

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"i dont"

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"i dont"

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bunnyfood:

FIRE!

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

shitshilarious:

This is why I love comedy

"At the beginning of the year, we were all sleeping over at somebody’s house and they were all talking about how they wanted to sneak over to this guy’s house because this guy had beer. And I was just, like ‘I want to call my mom! I want to call my mom! I want to call my mom!’ My whole life I’ve never felt comfortable just being…edgy like that."

Taylor Swift talking about an incident from 7th grade (x)

thebluths:

Top 10 Arrested Development Characters [As Voted by My Followers]

Honorable Mention: Ann Paul Veal

Her?

fromcainwithlove:

I think Zayn would like that too, Liam :)

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seriously-satan:

let me tell u a lil story about this picture right here. well, you see, I handed Jack my wallet to sign and he opened it and them him and Rian were like oooo money so Rian stole my money and Jack was like don’t worry I’ll shoot him later. up the butt. with my dick. and Matt caught that exact moment via picture and now it is my phone background u r welcome

seriously-satan:

let me tell u a lil story about this picture right here. well, you see, I handed Jack my wallet to sign and he opened it and them him and Rian were like oooo money so Rian stole my money and Jack was like don’t worry I’ll shoot him later. up the butt. with my dick. and Matt caught that exact moment via picture and now it is my phone background u r welcome

plaguewitch489:

liketogethertogether:

homoerotic-confections:

grandma has been run over by a reindeer every Christmas eve since 1979 and frankly i’m beginning to believe it isn’t an accident

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#so get this #you know that christmas song

LMAO.

tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “Guessing YouTubers’ First Tweets" ft. Alfie Deyes - hope y’all like this one, we had SO MUCH FUN. Reblog if you want me to stalk your blog! :]

HENTAIST